Im working on a MOD for Sea Dogs. I need some good insults an evil witch in May sling an attacker hates it.?

The Pirate (Captain Nicholas Sharp) has temporarily rendered her helpless and is about to leave her stranded on a desert island. What would such an old woman say? (humorous note, I'm using his voice like a. wav my ex-wife once did.)

I know some swearing though could use # May 1, the time dogs will run after you heal (weather dogs are two pillars of the rainbow as the light on the horizon and they are always signs of bad weather) # May 2 bones never rest on the sand (and your body to rot in the sea) # May 3 stars, the sun and the moon hide your eyes and the wind blowing in your face (bad weather and no way to sail or go in the direction you want to head) # 4 may remain continuously your flag at half mast (double meaning, you can calculate both, I'm sure)

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